I like this and could see a nice adaptation to it for the USA.
WHEN I rule the world, people like the bloke at the wheel of a BMW Z4 I observed the other day will be shown no mercy.
When I and I alone make all the rules, I shall ensure that at least three-quarters of all Britain’s drivers are removed from the road on a permanent basis.
I’m not yet sure exactly how this will work – execution seems a tad extreme, but on the other hand, they’d be likely to ignore a straightforward driving ban.
But the end result will be that our roads will be far less crowded and that all the bad drivers – ditherers, nut cases, phone users and so on – will be banished.
I consider my Grand Plan from time to time, usually after witnessing a particularly insane piece of roadcraft. Sometimes it is a be-hatted fossil dawdling along at 10mph blissfully unaware that there…
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